You may or may not realize this, but I've been in despair for quite some time now. I've thought about going to the doctor, but I can't see how that would do any good. When I talk to people, I can tell by their reactions that they simply don't understand.
Ironically, this makes my despair more liveable. The root of my despair is my wife ... well sort of. You see we've been married for five years now, and I am in utter despair ... over the fact that other men will never have as good of a wife as I have in mine.
I see them in Wal-mart (which I proudly patron). I see them driving by. You know ... I can tell they're jealous. Why would they not be?! Afterall, she's the brightest, prettiest, hottest (even when she's pregnant), sweetest woman alive today.
And today, February 5th is her birthday.
Happy Birthday Baby!!!
2 comments:
Good save, Will!!
Has it really been five years?? Wow were does time go.
Happy birthday Rebekah. God Bless you.
I think i'm going to start calling you nebraska. because your are so full of corn.
at least this isn't the cornest thing you've done :)
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